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Banjo-Tooie: Attack of the Menu of Innuendos

Fri May 1, 2009, 6:30 AM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: The Voices In Ma Head ^^
  • Reading: My DA messages
  • Playing: Urban Dead
  • Eating: The Space-Time Continuum
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Well, as you may recall I recently asked for recommendations of games to get for the N64. One of the recommended that I got was Banjo-Tooie.... And god-damn I love it :love: Like the first game the game play is brilliant, but it's the addition of the mini-games that I really love. Playing Banjo-Tooie in First Person Shooter mode, in which you use Kazooie as an egg firing machine gun (or flame thrower/grenade launcher if you have the fire/grenade eggs) = EPIC WIN.

Another thing I like about this game is the innuendos that they managed to sneak past the censor board, such as the Honey Bee who trade you extra life for empty honeycombs that you collect "Toss you honeycombs over here, big bear" XD That's just wrong, but the best I've seen so far has to come from Jolly Rodger Lagoon level in which you meet a bar tender frog whose partner has been swallowed by a giant fish. He talks in a rather camp way, stands in front of a wall of barrels labelled "Ginger Beer" (cockney rhyming slang for Queer" and has a menu next to the bar which list the following meals for sale:

1: Salty dumping
2: Toad in the Hole
3: Seaman's Surprise

Don't believe me? See for yourself: [link]

And when you rescue the frogs partner (who looks like a transvestite) the innuendos continue when "she" thanks you, then tells you that it's "Grab a sailor night" every Wednesday, and that one doubloon will get you five tankards of "Seaman's brew" XD [link]

Anyway, this game, along with my long working hours this week, have meant I haven't ben online quite as much as usual. I do have the weekend off, but I'm so damn addicted to this game I'll probably be spending most of my time playing it... Also I've just bought a whole load of zombie DVD's that I need to watch. So yeah, if I'm not online much over the next few days, then you know why


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:iconcrystalofchaos:
Seaman's surprise lol

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:icontyrie2001:
Yeah. I lolled quite hard when I saw it in the game XD

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:iconcrystalofchaos:
I'm loling right now.

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*Ravenpuff:iconRavenpuff:
Rofl XDD
Tue May 26, 2009, 4:47 AM
*tyrie2001:icontyrie2001:
And painkillers are Mankind way of saying flipping nature the bird! 8D Which is why nature hates us so much ^^
Wed May 13, 2009, 8:29 AM
~Mech-Maker:iconMech-Maker:
Pain is nature's way of telling you, "Stop doing that, moron!"
Fri May 1, 2009, 7:18 AM
~sailorcelestial:iconsailorcelestial:
*Drools* Spam. *Looks stupid, hoping they won't notice the delicious brains inside~*
Thu Mar 12, 2009, 4:23 PM
*tyrie2001:icontyrie2001:
I'M A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
Thu Mar 12, 2009, 6:56 AM
*tyrie2001:icontyrie2001:
Zombies? :o ARGH! *runs aboutn screaming* I'm a fish! I'm a fish! I'm a fish! I'm a fish! I'm a fish! I'm a fish! I'm a fish!
Thu Mar 12, 2009, 6:56 AM
*Ravenpuff:iconRavenpuff:
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Zombies!! :omfg:
Thu Mar 12, 2009, 5:20 AM
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>>....<<....*sets loose the RAGE Virus in this shout box*
Mon Nov 17, 2008, 6:39 PM
~InvaderIza:iconInvaderIza:
HOO BBY! Lesbians plz! : pelvic-thrust:
Tue Nov 4, 2008, 4:17 PM
~InvaderIza:iconInvaderIza:
Pnuemonia will NEVER surrender! :flails:
Tue Oct 28, 2008, 11:55 AM
=crystalofchaos:iconcrystalofchaos:
I'm going LESBIAN! =D
Sun Oct 12, 2008, 3:55 AM
*Sanoon:iconSanoon:
You guys should learn the art of...da dance! It'll remove those fires...and pneumonia
Sat Oct 11, 2008, 2:42 PM
=crystalofchaos:iconcrystalofchaos:
all around the country and coa-*coughcoughHACKdie*
Sat Oct 11, 2008, 8:54 AM
~InvaderIza:iconInvaderIza:
Yes, but they've already cured tuberculosis.
Fri Oct 10, 2008, 8:53 AM
*Twisted-Bat:iconTwisted-Bat:
Tuberculosis owns your pneumonia.
Mon Oct 6, 2008, 6:01 AM

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