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1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car)
Forgotten Pets Name No Car (... Meh, beats the names of some of todays so called rockers )

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe)
Rum & Raisin Steel Toe-Capped Boot (... )

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favourite colour, favourite animal)
Black Dragon

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born)
Martyn Taunton

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name)
Tyrbr (... I have no idea how that would be pronounced XD)


6. SURHEHERO NAME (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink)
Purple Pear Cider

7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandparents)
Derrick Elizabeth

8. WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s meme, a major city that starts with the same letter)
I Dunno Idaho

9. SPY NAME: (your favourite season/holiday, flower)
Autumn Triffid

10. CARTOON NAME: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now)
Apricot Underwear

11. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Coffee Oak (my breakfast = a cup of coffee)


1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Bradley Martyn Tyrie

2 YOYOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Braizzle

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal)
Black Dragon

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name)
Rrma

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Chuck

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Baruto

10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Martyn



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- They do the same back to you

1. Last beverage = Tea
2. Last phone call = Probably Emma Country Cakes ringing for their next order
3. Last text message = I dun text
4. Last song you listened to = Dunno X3
5. Last time you cried = Can’t remember X3
6. Dated someone twice = Nu
7. Been cheated on? = Nu
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? = Nu
9. Lost someone special? = Yush
10. Been depressed? = Yush
11. Had a friend turn on you = Dun think so

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
Not until you learn how to spell FAVOURITE and COLOURS correctly.

HAVE YOU:
12. Made new friends = Online, yes
13. Fallen out of love = Never been in love with someone, not romantically anyway
14. Laughed until you cried = Yush
15. Met someone who changed you = Yush
16. Found out who your true friends were = Yush
17. Found out someone was talking about you =
18. Kissed anyone on your friend's list = Nu
19. How many people on your friend's list do you know in real life? = Only one. I’ve not met her, but we write to each other sometimes
20. How many kids do you want to have = NONE!
22. Do you want to change your name = Yes. I want to change to Mr ”What happened to Question 21?”
23. What did you do for your last birthday = Went out for a Chinese meal with the family
24. What time did you wake up today = About... 8:40 probably. It’s my day off today. Normally I get up at about 3:45am to get ready for work, which I start at 5:00am
25. What were you doing at midnight last night = Sleeping
26. Name something you CANNOT wait for = For ma downloads to finish
27. Last time you saw your father = I dunno. Sometime last millennium I think
28. One thing you wish you could change about your life = Not saying
29. What are you listening to right now = The kettle boiling in the kitchen
30. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Yush.
31. What's getting on your nerves right now? = This quiz. Soooo... looooooong
32. Most visited webpage = DeviantArt
33. What's your name = Bradley
34. Nicknames = Tyrie, Brad, Bradders, The Caffeine Fuelled Psychotic Rambler
35. Zodiac sign = Gemini
36. Male or female = Male last time I checked
37. Elementary = ,My Dear Watson *QI Forfeit Buzzer goes off* Oh dear, I seem to have fallen into one of QI’s cleverly placed Heffalump traps. In the stories by Conan Doyle, Holmes often remarked that his logical conclusions were "elementary," in that he considered them to be simple and obvious. He also, on occasion, referred to his friend as "my dear Watson." However, the complete phrase, "Elementary, my dear Watson," does not appear in any of the sixty Holmes stories written by Conan Doyle. The phrase is based off one coined by William Hooker Gillette, an American late nineteenth/ early twentieth century playwright, stage-manager and actor who played Sherlock Holmes on stage. He formulated the complete phrase: "Oh, this is elementary, my dear fellow", which was later reused in by Clive Brook as: "Elementary, my dear Watson" when he played Holmes in the first ever spoken-cinema Sherlock Holmes film in 1929
38. Middle School = We call them Primary Schools over here
39. High school = Senior school bitch. And when you reach 16 you can either leave or go on into Sixth-Form for a few years prior to going to University
40. Hair color = Colour. COLOUR. There's a U in it
41. Long or short = Short.
43. Have a crush on someone? = Nuuu
45: What do you like about yourself? = My large intestine!
46. Piercings? = None
47. Tattoos? = Nah.
48. Righty or lefty? = Righty.

FIRSTS :
49. First surgery = Ingrowing toenail removal.
50. First piercing = I already said none
51. First best friend = Is this quiz over yet?
52. First sport you joined = Shall I take that as a no?
53. First pet = When will it be finished then?
54. First vacation = Why won’t you answer me?!
55. First concert = Dammit! When will this eeeeeeeeend?!
56. First crush =

Right now you are..
57. Eating = Nothing.
59. Drinking = I was drink tea. But it’s gone cold. Now I’m drinking coffee
60. I'm about to = Put a film on, as it looks like this quiz won;t be ending any time soon! X(
61. Listening to = Myself grow old doing this quiz
62. Waiting for = THIS QUIZ TO EEEEEEEEEEEND!

YOUR FUTURE :
63. Want kids? = YU ALREADY ASKED THIS! STOP PROLONGING THIS QUIZ BY RE-ASKING QUESTIONS! DX<.
64. Want to get married? = Nu
65. Careers in mind? = Food Service Drone!

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER?
66. Lips or eyes = Fish
67. Hugs or kisses = Wombats!
68. Shorter or taller = Same size as themselves!
69. Older or Younger = Evil!
71. Nice stomach or nice arms = Explosive Decompression is good for you
72. Sensitive or loud = On fire!
73. Hook-up or relationship = Crazy with a hook for a hand!
74. Trouble maker or hesitant = Goooooooojira!

HAVE YOU EVER
75. Cried yourself to sleep = I am cry right now because of this quiz
76. Passed out after drinking = I think I’m gonna pass out right now because of boredom from this quiz
77. Kissed a stranger = Hugged Nu
78. Drank hard liquor = If it’s hard, then how can you drink it. Yu cannot drink solids fucktard!.
79. Jumped in a pool with clothes on = Nu
80. Lost glasses/contacts = Not yet
81. Sex on first date = Nu.
82. Broken someone's heart = Dun think so
83. Had your own heartbroken = Nu.
86. Turned someone down = Never had a chance to
87. Cried when someone died = Yush
88. Liked a friend that is the opposite gender? = I like all my friend

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself = I refuse to believe in my existence until definitive proof of it is found!
90. Miracles = Nah. They’re mostly just 1 in billion chance events that people call miracles because they can’t believe it happened. Although with a global population of over 5 billion, there should be at least 5 of those events happening every day
91. Love at first sight =
92. Heaven = Is a warm particle vortex cannon
93. Santa Clause = Knows when we are sleeping, and he knows when we’re awake. He also knows if we’ve been bad or good... sooo he must therefore be spying on us 24/7. Even when we’re on the crapper or in the shower... Which means he’s a fucking pervert!
95. Kiss on the first date? = Dun date
96. Angels = Nu *gets hit over the head by Wise* Well, except for her

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = Yes
98. Who is it? = You. Because then I could kill you for making this quiz .
99. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? = No.
100. Told 100 truths on this? = No

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-----------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------

- Name: Bradley Tyrie
- Single or taken: Single
- Gender: Male, last time I checked
- Birthday: May 27th
- Sign: Gemini
- Hair colour: Dark brown
- Eye colour: Dark brown
- Height: 5' 4"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Asexual

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

- favourite place to shop for clothes?: Online mostly
- Favourite designer?: MAJ! XP *annoyed cough can be be heard off screen* Oh, and her boss Luigi >>
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Uuuuh... Blue trouser and black t-shirt? ... Granted that's just my normal day clothes but... uh... I got cowboy boots I can wear with it, cowboy boot are hot right? No? ... Meh, f*ck it then. Next question x3
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: The above outfit... only with my black work boots instead of cowboy boots
- What do you usually wear?: See above... again. Well, it's that or my work clothes I guess... Or pyjama bottoms and a t-shirt on the days were I just can't be bothered to get dressed and just wanna slob about watching stuff online while RPing with my friends

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Supermarkets own brand. It's cheap, and actually more effective against my bad scalp then the expensive brand-name shampoos are
- What are you listening to right now?: The music to this game: [link]
- Who is the last person that called you?: My mom. She's staying at my grans place over the weekend. I called her earlier but got no answer, so I left a message and she phoned me when she got it
- How many buddies are online right now?: Six

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

- Food: Haggis X3
- Girls names: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh... Mothra! XP
- Boys names: Gojira! Rodan! Ghidorah! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMERA!
- Subjects in school: Searching memory... files not found!
- Animals:

----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

- Given anyone a bath?: Nooooo
- Smoked?: Tried it once when I was young. Wasn't that fussed about it
- Bungee jumped?: No
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes, but only because I was feeling sick and just wanted to get it over with
- Skinny dipped?: No
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: No
- Cried when someone died?: Yes
- Lied: Who hasn't?
- Fallen for your best friend?: No
- Rejected someone?: Dun think so. Does the Spam=Bot from my previous journal count? [link]
- Used someone?: No
- Done something you regret?: Who hasn't?

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •--------------

- Clothes: Black t-shirt, blue trouser, black leather slippers
- Desktop picture: [link] (adapted for wide-screen monitor)
- CD in player: None
- DVD in player: Dastardly and Mutley in their Flying Machines (aka "Stop the Pigeon")

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

- You touched: That sounds wrong ._o
- Hugged: *Ravenpuff ... Although that was via emotes
- You IMed: That Spam-Bot I mentioned earlier XD
- Talk to online: *Ravenpuff

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

- Understanding: Huh? Wha? I dun understand
- Open-minded: In the sense that the barn-door in my head has been left open allowing my brain to run off? Yes. Yes I am
- Arrogant: I hope not
- Insecure?: Yes, at times
- Random?: Mooooooooooiiiiiiiiii?
- Hungry: Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
- Smart: I use brain for smart making
- Moody: Only when I'm moody
- Organized: XDDD Yes. Yes I am
- Shy: Sometimes
- Difficult: Sometimes... maybe... Dunno really
- Bored easily: Sometimes
- Obsessed: Only when it comes to things I've obsessed about
- Angry:
- Sad:
- Happy:
- Hyper:
- Trusting:

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •--------

- Kill: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYONE! ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE JURY!
- Slap: With a wet smelly fish!
- Get really wasted with: I'm bored now, I wanna go to bed
- Get high with: Drug are bad, m'kay
- Talk to offline: Ravenpuff and Sanoon! X3
- Talk to online: MA RP BUDDIES!
- Sex it up with: ... Eeeeeeeew Pervert!

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

- In the morning I: Get up, wash hair, brush teeth, get dressed, drink coffee, then go online until it's time to leave for work
- Love is: A word on many different meanign that is too often confused with lust
- I dream about: Weird stuff. The other night I dreamt me and *Sanoon where in the town market getting supplies for a camping trip when these zombie ghost soul-eating children of doom showed up and started chasing us about, with the Benny Hill music playing in the back-ground. Then Hitler showed up and saved us... then he tried to kill us with a chainsaw he had fitted to his arm like Ash from the Evil Dead films. Then *Ravenpuff arrived and scared Hitler away by throwing smelly socks at him. Then we all celebrated by eating fudge.... which then came alive and tried to eat us, so we had to run away, once again with the Benny Hill music playing. Then ~Twisted-Bat showed up and beat the fudge monsters to death with Sanoon... literally. She used Sanoon and a weapon and beat them to death with him
- Sexual preference: N/A
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Not into any sex

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

- Coke or Pepsi: Either
- Flowers or candy: CAAAAAAAANDY!
- Tall or short:
---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

- Makes you laugh the most: Probably either Puffy or Sanoon
- Makes you smile: Same as above
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her:

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Dun use IM, but I've waited up on DA for people to appear before
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: No
- Wish you were younger: No
- Cry because someone said something to you?: No

----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

- Of times I have had my heart broken: None, I think
- Of guys I've kissed: One I think
- Of girls I've kissed: Dunno, not many
- Of CD's I own: They are in my bedroom. I am in the living room. If I go into my bedroom it'll be to go to bed, not count them and then come back here to answer you
- Of scars on my body: Uuuuh. One small mark on my arm left from a vaccine I got at school years and years ago I dunno. I'm tired now. I'm gonna go to sleep



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Just logged into my yahoo mail to check my email before going to bed, and found that someone had contacted me via yahoo chat. I respond asking who they were... This is what happened next

Samanthadlx942 (20:17): ooh hey

Bradley (20:18): Hi.

Samanthadlx942 (20:18): well.. I just saw your name on the yahoo directory and your profile seemed interesting lol, what are you up to? lol

Bradley (20:19): Not much, was actually just checking my emails before going to bed

Samanthadlx942 (20:19): nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows It's pretty fun actually lol

Bradley (20:20): Cam shows?

Samanthadlx942 (20:20): I am a little busy right now cant really talk here, but if you want I would LOVE if you came to watch my show, give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ???

Bradley (20:23): Um. I was actually about to go to bed, as I have to be up early for work tomorrow. But if you leave a link I could give your show a watch when I have time if you want. What sort of show is it btw?

Samanthadlx942 (20:23): Its [link removed] use sessykiz48 for secret code babes!

Bradley (20:25): Okay... wait. Secret code babes?

Samanthadlx942 (20:25): This way you can see what I look like and we can chat while I work, I promise you wont be dissapointed..I must warn you though, I am not wearing much..

Bradley (20:28): Hmm. I'm not sure if I will check that out actually. Nothing personal, but I'm Asexual, so I'm not really into those sorta things. Sorry

Samanthadlx942 (20:29): well I think i have my free friend's pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??

Bradley (20:29): No thanks

Samanthadlx942 (20:30): lame... no wonder ur single...

Bradley (20:31): The reason I'm single is because I'm asexual. As in "not sexually or romantically interested in males or females"

Samanthadlx942 (20:31): yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don't tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i'll let you pick! LOL

Bradley (20:32): Sorry. Not interested. Good luck with your show though

Samanthadlx942 (20:32): suit yourself... ur prob a virgin anyways... peace!

Bradley (20:33): Yes, I am. And I intend to stay that way.

Samanthadlx942 (20:34): k lol .. You joining me ?

Bradley (20:34): No. I'm going to bed now. G'night

Samanthadlx942 (20:34): Ok, go to [link removed] scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see "Friends of Amateur Network?", click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: " sessykiz48 " okay?

Bradley (20:35): No thanks

Samanthadlx942 (20:36): lame... no wonder ur single...

Bradley (20:36): Obvious automated bot is obvious XD

Samanthadlx942 (20:36): haha! i am not! i like raindrops and bubblegum at bedtime.... would an automated system say that??

Bradley (20:37): It would if it were programmed to ^_O

Samanthadlx942 (20:37): yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?

Bradley (20:38): Who's the Capitan of the starship voyager?

Samanthadlx942 (20:39): k, if you entered as my friend, it should say 0.00, if so you are good for my free friend's pass dont worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges

Bradley (20:39): Yeah. You're a automated bot all right

Samanthadlx942 (20:40): haha! i am not! i like raindrops and bubblegum at bedtime.... would an automated system say that??

Bradley (20:40): Yes, an automated system would say that. In fact, you just did a few minutes ago XDD

Samanthadlx942 (20:41): haha! i am not! i like raindrops and bubblegum at bedtime.... would an automated system say that??

Bradley (20:41): COPY AND PASTE ALERT! *SCREEEEET* COPY AND PASTE ALERT!

Samanthadlx942 (20:41): CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend's pass

Bradley (20:42): Wow, you're not a very good bot, your replies don't even match up to anything I'm typing

Samanthadlx942 (20:42): whats a bot?

Bradley (20:44): Another name for an automated system or program, such as you. In your case one which searches a reply for certain keywords, then tries to respond accordingly with a pre-set response

Samanthadlx942 (20:44): haha! i am not! i like raindrops and bubblegum at bedtime.... would an automated system say that??

Bradley (20:45): Yes XD

Samanthadlx942 (20:45): ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

Bradley (20:46): As much as I'd like to continue chatting with you Mr Bot, I have to go to bed. So I'm just gonna block you now. Bye bye

Samanthadlx942 (20:46): Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto [link removed] put sessykiz48 in the secret box and fill out the form. Its Fast Easy and Free! I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take care

Bradley (20:47): there's a zombie on my lawn

Samanthadlx942 (20:47): k, you in yet babe?? Don't keep me waiting!

Bradley (20:48): the zombies are banging at my door now

Samanthadlx942 (20:48): k

Bradley (20:48): they've broken in! They're coming up the stairs!

Samanthadlx942 (20:48): k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I'm the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There's a chat there so I'll see u there babe ... maybe u tell me what to do

Bradley (20:49): log in??!! I'm about to get eaten by zombies! I' dun wanna log in! ... OH GOD NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Samanthadlx942 (20:49): k

Bradley (20:50): ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHHHHHhhbbasefooalll llbleh...

Bradley (20:50): Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiins

Bradley (20:50): ...

Bradley (20:51): Lol. I think I just broke the auto bot XD

After that I blocked the sender and logged out. So there you have it people, if you ever find yourself in a conversation with a bot, pretend your being attack by zombies, and it'll crash!



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As you can see, it was worth every single cent! In fact I like the pin-up so much I'm hoping to commission him again!

If you're interested in commissioning him too, you can find out more information by reading the artist comments in the following deviation



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